The Slightly Irritated Constitutional Libertarian

Get on tumblr after years.

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:52:29 -0500

Posts about Game of Thrones everywhere. Yes.

Whore-bot

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:48:00 -0500

fraggle1972: hey.

derkaiser1871: Hello, who is this?

fraggle1972 :Im nikki

derkaiser1871: nikki who

fraggle1972: Hey what's up? 24/F here. You?

derkaiser1871: Oh, you're an internet whore

fraggle1972: Hmm. Have we chatted before?

derkaiser1871: well well, time to report.

fraggle1972: Oh sorrry. l wasnt sure. Butt anyways.. What r u up to?

derkaiser1871: Scrolling up to click the report dealie.

fraggle1972: Hey l got a idea. Ima get on my webcam. Do you wanna watch?

derkaiser1871 :Let's play a game. I'll pretend im psychic. I sense even if i say "No" you're going to give me a link anyway. No.

fraggle1972: Yeah? Ok you do have to signup for free cause its setup thru this site so that l cant be recorded. Ok?

derkaiser1871: Whore bureaucracy, God bless America.

fraggle1972: K babe. lts super simpIe -link edited out- go there then at the top of the page cIick on the goId button up at the top that says JOlN FREE. K?

derkaiser1871: If I say "No" do you go all "Does not compute" and then attempt to "delete" me?
Are you the predecessor to the terminator?

fraggle1972: Also when you signup it wiII ask for a credit card to verify your age.

derkaiser1871: So skynet can get my monies?

fraggle1972: lt wiII not charge the card at aII. Not even 1 penny. lts just to make sure that your over 18. AIright?

derkaiser1871: I think not whore-bot

fraggle1972 :NO i am not a bot

derkaiser1871: So you admit to being a whore?

fraggle1972: K. When you get finished and Iogged in then view my cam and we can have some fun!!!

derkaiser1871: and "Whore-bot" is catchy.

fraggle1972: NO i am not a bot

derkaiser1871 Someday you'll be a real whore, whore-bot. All you have to do is believe.

fraggle1972 A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?

derkaiser1871: Look! John Connor!

fraggle1972: lf you tip me some gold or join me in private l wiII do anything you ask me to.
l mean ANYTHlNG babe :-X h

derkaiser1871: Tip you some gold? What the fuck, are we Roman? Are you a roman-themed-whore-bot?

fraggle1972: Lets taIk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to pIay.

derkaiser1871: Egredimini ad lupanar, i non conjungat vos ibi scortum, bot.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to the utter lack of a social life...

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:49:29 -0600

Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to the utter lack of a social life and my general alienation from all my old friends, I’ve decided to revive this page. I will be changing it a little however.

STUFF STILL HERE AND TO BE ADDED

-Random Nationalism for Nations I have little to no affiliation to.

-Random memes

-Anything I find funny.

STUFF TO BE CUT BACK

-Depressing rants on the future of society and the people around me.

-Elitism/Narciscism

STUFF TO BE REMOVED ENTIRELY

Poland.

Keeping out the riff-raff from liking mah posts. Also lololol

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 20:37:50 -0500

Keeping out the riff-raff from liking mah posts. Also lololol

Why should we save resources for our children when our forefathers didn't save us an ounce of Glory?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 22:31:14 -0500

Being guys, a debate arose between a few friends and I. Why is...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:19:10 -0500

Being guys, a debate arose between a few friends and I. Why is there a condom called “Trojan”? Isn’t a Trojan-horse-type situation the very thing it’s trying to prevent?

I was going to put something.

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:49:01 -0500

But i dont know how to say it.

lawlster: (via fuckyeahmerlin) Medieval hairgel?

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:00:54 -0500

lawlster:

(via fuckyeahmerlin)

Medieval hairgel?

What the hell?

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:57:43 -0500

How come half of my playlist songs are missing and 1/4th of them sound like retarded Nintendo 64 remixes?

Finished Doctor Who Season 5 Today: My Thoughts

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:00:28 -0500

1: The new Doctor isn’t bad at all.

2: Rory is a true man.

Photo

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:19:04 -0500

Behind the scenes.

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:24:26 -0500

Behind the scenes.

I do not know where i found this picture, but it was under...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 07:04:14 -0500

I do not know where i found this picture, but it was under “My pictures”. Is this really the most interesting man in the world?

The guy from the old spice commercials has become a grammar nazi...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:48:22 -0500

The guy from the old spice commercials has become a grammar nazi and goes after commenter who post silly things. He’s my hero.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chinese, unlike the Japanese in the late 1980's are popping their own speculative housing-market bubble. Sit back, grab some orange chicken, and watch the Chinese economy collapse.

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:11:57 -0500

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/10596734.stm

Photo

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:24:52 -0500

Photo

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:22:00 -0500

"Bros before hoes! Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They’ve got your back after your..."

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:20:30 -0500

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Bros before hoes! Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They’ve got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason and you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her that she was the only ho for you and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then suddenly she’s not your ho no mo’.

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This is true, bros need to get their priorities straight.

”

- Michael Scott (via amilygoddamn) (via fuckyeahmichaelscott) (via minor-things)

hhhhhhhhdavid: scanned page from a Christian science textbook...

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:16:06 -0500

hhhhhhhhdavid:

scanned page from a Christian science textbook published by Bob Jones University

PSEUDO-SCIENCE DETECTED *Stamp Index Librorum Prohibitorum*

BP

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:52:04 -0500