June 2011
1 post
Whore-bot
fraggle1972: hey.
derkaiser1871: Hello, who is this?
fraggle1972 : Im nikki
derkaiser1871: nikki who
fraggle1972: Hey what's up? 24/F here. You?
derkaiser1871: Oh, you're an internet whore
fraggle1972: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
derkaiser1871: well well, time to report.
fraggle1972: Oh sorrry. l wasnt sure. Butt anyways.. What r u up to?
derkaiser1871: Scrolling up to click the report dealie.
fraggle1972: Hey l got a idea. Ima get on my webcam. Do you wanna watch?
derkaiser1871 : Let's play a game. I'll pretend im psychic. I sense even if i say "No" you're going to give me a link anyway. No.
fraggle1972: Yeah? Ok you do have to signup for free cause its setup thru this site so that l cant be recorded. Ok?
derkaiser1871: Whore bureaucracy, God bless America.
fraggle1972: K babe. lts super simpIe -link edited out- go there then at the top of the page cIick on the goId button up at the top that says JOlN FREE. K?
derkaiser1871: If I say "No" do you go all "Does not compute" and then attempt to "delete" me?
Are you the predecessor to the terminator?
fraggle1972: Also when you signup it wiII ask for a credit card to verify your age.
derkaiser1871: So skynet can get my monies?
fraggle1972: lt wiII not charge the card at aII. Not even 1 penny. lts just to make sure that your over 18. AIright?
derkaiser1871: I think not whore-bot
fraggle1972 : NO i am not a bot
derkaiser1871: So you admit to being a whore?
fraggle1972: K. When you get finished and Iogged in then view my cam and we can have some fun!!!
derkaiser1871: and "Whore-bot" is catchy.
fraggle1972: NO i am not a bot
derkaiser1871 Someday you'll be a real whore, whore-bot. All you have to do is believe.
fraggle1972 A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
derkaiser1871: Look! John Connor!
fraggle1972: lf you tip me some gold or join me in private l wiII do anything you ask me to.
l mean ANYTHlNG babe : -X h
derkaiser1871: Tip you some gold? What the fuck, are we Roman? Are you a roman-themed-whore-bot?
fraggle1972: Lets taIk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to pIay.
derkaiser1871: Egredimini ad lupanar, i non conjungat vos ibi scortum, bot.
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Stranger: HI
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Stranger: MY NAME IS SISCO
Stranger: 41
Stranger: YEARS OLD
Stranger: FEMALE
Stranger: I'M REALLY HORNY
Stranger: LOL
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