The Slightly Irritated Constitutional Libertarian

• fraggle1972: hey.
• derkaiser1871: Hello, who is this?
• fraggle1972 : Im nikki
• derkaiser1871: nikki who
• fraggle1972: Hey what's up? 24/F here. You?
• derkaiser1871: Oh, you're an internet whore
• fraggle1972: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
• derkaiser1871: well well, time to report.
• fraggle1972: Oh sorrry. l wasnt sure. Butt anyways.. What r u up to?
• derkaiser1871: Scrolling up to click the report dealie.
• fraggle1972: Hey l got a idea. Ima get on my webcam. Do you wanna watch?
• derkaiser1871 : Let's play a game. I'll pretend im psychic. I sense even if i say "No" you're going to give me a link anyway. No.
• fraggle1972: Yeah? Ok you do have to signup for free cause its setup thru this site so that l cant be recorded. Ok?
• derkaiser1871: Whore bureaucracy, God bless America.
• fraggle1972: K babe. lts super simpIe -link edited out- go there then at the top of the page cIick on the goId button up at the top that says JOlN FREE. K?
• derkaiser1871: If I say "No" do you go all "Does not compute" and then attempt to "delete" me?
• Are you the predecessor to the terminator?
• fraggle1972: Also when you signup it wiII ask for a credit card to verify your age.
• derkaiser1871: So skynet can get my monies?
• fraggle1972: lt wiII not charge the card at aII. Not even 1 penny. lts just to make sure that your over 18. AIright?
• derkaiser1871: I think not whore-bot
• fraggle1972 : NO i am not a bot
• derkaiser1871: So you admit to being a whore?
• fraggle1972: K. When you get finished and Iogged in then view my cam and we can have some fun!!!
• derkaiser1871: and "Whore-bot" is catchy.
• fraggle1972: NO i am not a bot
• derkaiser1871 Someday you'll be a real whore, whore-bot. All you have to do is believe.
• fraggle1972 A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
• derkaiser1871: Look! John Connor!
• fraggle1972: lf you tip me some gold or join me in private l wiII do anything you ask me to.
• l mean ANYTHlNG babe : -X h
• derkaiser1871: Tip you some gold? What the fuck, are we Roman? Are you a roman-themed-whore-bot?
• fraggle1972: Lets taIk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to pIay.
• derkaiser1871: Egredimini ad lupanar, i non conjungat vos ibi scortum, bot.

Ladies and Gentlemen.  Due to the utter lack of a social life and my general alienation from all my old friends, I’ve decided to revive this page.  I will be changing it a little however.

STUFF STILL HERE AND TO BE ADDED

-Random Nationalism for Nations I have little to no affiliation to.

-Random memes

-Anything I find funny.

STUFF TO BE CUT BACK

-Depressing rants on the future of society and the people around me.

-Elitism/Narciscism

STUFF TO BE REMOVED ENTIRELY

 
Poland.

Keeping out the riff-raff from liking mah posts.  Also lololol

Being guys, a debate arose between a few friends and I. Why is there a condom called “Trojan”?  Isn’t a Trojan-horse-type situation the very thing it’s trying to prevent?

But i dont know how to say it.

lawlster:

(via fuckyeahmerlin)

Medieval hairgel?

How come half of my playlist songs are missing and 1/4th of them sound like retarded Nintendo 64 remixes?

1: The new Doctor isn’t bad at all.

2: Rory is a true man.